Stop the world I want to get off.
According to Fashion Nova these are 'Wild Thang Lace Up Pants' and if wearing a triangle of denim tied up with some string is what it takes to be labelled as a 'wild thang', I'm happy to live the rest of days as a 'tame thang'.
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